ryan\ seacrest

1. (Ryan Seacrest) (1089↑, 115↓)

The world's best known closet homo.

Ryan Seacrest dumped Teri Hatcher with a quickness when he found out by anatomical means that "Teri" was not short for "Terrance".

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2. (Ryan Seacrest) (606↑, 205↓)

The most annoying and least likeable man on television.

Ryan Seacrest always refers to the audience as "America" which bugs me

Author: ceebs http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/1711544

3. (Ryan Seacrest) (387↑, 95↓)

A future contestant on a "Where are they now?" Survivor special who will be caught scheming with Paris and Nicole to vote off Justin.

"Ryan Seacrest, the tribe has spoken."

Author: TheNcredibleEgg http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/2100979

4. (ryan seacrest) (296↑, 62↓)

Quite possibly the world's largest [tool].

Ryan Seacrest is such a tool.

Author: James_ http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/2668270

5. (ryan seacrest) (299↑, 76↓)

A guy who takes it up the ass by [Simon Cowell]

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table\!

Author: Dumby http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/2537905

6. (Ryan Seacrest) (217↑, 59↓)

(n) An extremely feminine "man" that flirts with grumpy british men. (v) To poorly hide that you are a flamboyantly gay.

That guy on tv is such an idiot. Who let Ryan Seacrest become famous? He has no talent and is way over-publicized. He should hook up with Richard Simmons and climb out of his barbie filled closet.

Author: Phillip Leonard http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/2883698

7. (ryan seacrest) (125↑, 41↓)

A derogatory term that you would call a Guy who cares a lot about what his hair looks like, how his clothes look, and how he smells. A nicer way to call a guy [Metrosexual]

John: Matt called jake Ryan Seacrest Ben: Yeah he is a big one

Author: Paul Bford http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/3002874

8. (Ryan Seacrest) (36↑, 21↓)

Foot odor, made of flesh- yet somehow a celebrity.

"I saw Ryan Seacrest last night on [American Idol]\!" "I... I'm so sorry..."

Author: Ziggy Skyedust http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/3805290

9. (Ryan Seacrest) (33↑, 121↓)

Host of television show [American Idol], Morning radio host of LA's top 40 radio station. Very funny when you get to hear him actually talk on the radio. No, he's not gay, bi, meterosexual, or anything but straight. Just cute:)

I love listening to Ryan Seacrest on the radio\! He makes me laugh\!

Author: mwah..\! http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/3628161

10. (Ryan Seacrest) (71↑, 199↓)

That crazy dressed host of American Idol. The reality show that really started it all.

Ryan Seacrest was caught eatin' out Fantasia Barrino "during the break" because Fantasia really needed some votes to help her win.

Author: DANTANA http://ryan-seacrest.urbanup.com/1853295

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Last updated: 2012.03.01